I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Mr. Potato Head
All right fellas, let's roll!
Mr. Potato Head
You're not turning me into a mashed potato!
Mr. Potato Head
Pizza, anyone?
Mr. Potato Head
Put me down, you moron!
Mr. Potato Head
I despise that chicken.
Hamm
All right, nobody look till I get my cork back in.
Hamm
Turn into the spin, Barbie!
Hamm
You heard of Kung Fu? Well prepare yourself for pork chop!
Hamm
Oh, I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage.
Hamm
I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
Slinky
Woah! Pork bellies are falling. Buzz, Buzz! My backend's going to Baton Rouge!
Slinky
Ah, this fella says he needs to go out back for a little private time?
Slinky
It's the chicken man!
Rex
I can't look! Could somebody please cover my eyes?!
Rex